Posted on February 28, 2012
I fell asleep watching How I Met Your Mother this afternoon (on the episode where we find out Zoey and The Captain are getting divorced) and had a nap dream that Ted Mosby was really excited that I’d accidentally fallen asleep on his shoulder.
His friends tell him to push me off and leave me alone, but he enthusiastically asks them why they aren’t excited about this, rests his head on mine and starts to doze off instead.
Then I remember walking around when some gypsies ask me if I want to gamble with them. I play a game but don’t win anything. Later on, the police track me down to tell me that a large sum of money has gone missing, that it’s missing because I cheated, and they were going to detain me for further questioning. I plead with them, explaining that I played fair and lost money, but I’m getting all my words mixed up, everything comes out wrong and I don’t have proof. Finally, some new evidence reveals that the traveling gamblers are scam artists and the missing money was the money I lost/they stole from me. They stole it to bet on dog fights.